I ENJOY MUSIC AND BEING A GOOD CITIZEN. I HAVE NEVER KILLED ANYONE. DON'T QUESTION THAT.

itsanexperimentjohn:

theliteralmagpie:

aruf0nsu:

okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”

You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
You’re a beautiful person.

"Are you serious right now, Dad?"

"No, I’m not serious. I’m Dad. He’s Sirius."

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cravings:

me whenever i drink something from a wine glass

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tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

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bangays:

what if instead of saying nip slip we said nipple slipple

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Anonymous: Can girls pee when they're on their periods? 

sarcastic-snowflake:

no we just hold it in for a week.

  • me: home alone yes time to fuck shit up and be rebellious
  • me: uses computer without headphones

forgivenessisourtorch:

Can we just talk about the movie Shrek for a second here?

Here we see the three bears in a cage, the baby bear is crying that it’s too small.image 
Now, back at Shreks swamp we see the baby bear still crying to his father, yet he’s not in a cage, Where’s his mother?image

Later on, it shows Lord Farquaads castle and it shows the Mother bear skinned and turned into a rug.image

 Lord Farquaad SKINNED AND TURNED THE MOTHER BEAR INTO A RUG. 
THAT’S WHY THE BABY BEAR IS STILL CRYING.

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whorville:

WHO ELSE IS PUMPED FOR 13/13/13

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