I ENJOY MUSIC AND BEING A GOOD CITIZEN. I HAVE NEVER KILLED ANYONE. DON'T QUESTION THAT.

caseyanthonyofficial:

It wasn’t me I swear. I swear on my iPad that has the bible app on it.

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caseyanthonyofficial:

12am-goddess:

caseyanthonyofficial:

caseyanthonyofficial:

This fucking Starbucks barista again I s2g

Every day she makes my drink and stops making it 5 times to talk to her pals I hate her more than isis

Record the stupid bitch and show the video to her manager

No I’m a good customer: I say nothing when the incident happens then I bitch on social media websites. 

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nsfwjynx:

nottheoneicheckatwork:

kalynnemarie:

BREAKING NEWS: if you ever judge anyone based on the number of sexual partners they’ve had, you’re a complete imbecile.

I beg to differ.

If someone has had more than one hundred thousand sexual partners I will absolutely judge them because that is impressive as hell.

I was expecting that to go somewhere else than it did and I’m pleased with the ending

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unbeliefs:

me: i just did 5 squats why am i still fat

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ask-gallows-callibrator:

tebianco:

winchesterson:

perplexingly:

geosaurus:

perplexingly:

Imagine dragons sleeping the same way giraffes do

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Yessss! I wanna draw sleeping dragons tooo

Maybe they sleep like camels…image

or cats…

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or…. uh… snakes?

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Yeeeeaaaaah

Or maybe they sleep on trees

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There is nothing about this post I don’t love

maybe they sleep like bats

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FUCK I LOVE ALL OF THIS

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itsanexperimentjohn:

theliteralmagpie:

aruf0nsu:

okay so imagine an au where the potters live. harry dates oliver wood briefly. james hears of this and pulls harry aside. stares him in the eye with a deadly serious face
“he’s a Keeper”

You made an entire AU that would alter almost every facet of that series
For a pun
You’re a beautiful person.

"Are you serious right now, Dad?"

"No, I’m not serious. I’m Dad. He’s Sirius."

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